Why did the new Pakistani navy

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How do you recognize a Paki flag in a war?
It's white!

How do you stop a Pakistani tank ?
Shoot the men who are pushing it.

How do you disable a Pakistani tank ?
Hide the wind-up key.

How do you disable Pakistani missiles ?
Cut the rubber band

Why did the new Pakistani navy refit their boats with glass bottoms after the war?
So they can see the old Pakistani navy.
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Pakistan just got their new Chineses fighter planes and sent a squadron of pilots there for training.
"Ok, this one is easy to fly", said the Chinese trainer, "Even you fools should be able to operate it! You press this button

to go up, this one to go left and this one for turning right!"
"But how do we come down?" asked Capt. Arfath Pasha.
"Oh," said the Chinese "leave that to the Indian Air Force!"

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Oscar drove his brand new Mercedes to his favorite sporting goods store. He parked it outside and went in to do a little perusing with Jan, his regular sales woman. Jan was a pretty blonde,Dallas Cowboys jerseys
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